Hey this week has been crazy!! I have killed two mice in my casa, been attacked at night by a gecko, I've been asked to marry this one investigators twin daughters, and last but not least I found out I have an investigator who has killed 23 people!! Okay now for the detail! haha
Well to begin we have a mouse problem in our casa. Our front door doesn't reach all the way to the ground so it's really interesting to see what kinds of creatures make their way into our home! This week it happened to be two mice and a couple of geckos! But anyways I was changing into my pajamas for the day when out of no where I step on something squishy and it squeaked! I pìcked my foot up fast and saw a mouse run across the floor! I hunted it through the house and after chasing it into the spare room I put a towel under the door so it couldn't escape. I then tied my tie around my head and declared war! It was going to be me or the mouse but I promised ONLY ONE OF US WAS GOING TO LEAVE THAT ROOM ALIVE! Luckily for me I had a hammer so the odds were ever in my favor! hahha get it!?!? Okay well anyways I went to battle and came out victorious! Then later that week I had a second duel a lot less intense with a second babier mouse. But yea, you can call me a gladiator or the king of the arena if you really want to! I mean shoot I have people offer their daughters to me!! haha I guess that just goes to show my name in the duel arena has grown. haha
But seriously this one investigator has twin girls who are 16 and I won't lie they are lookers but I was abolutely shocked when she asked me if I had a girlfriend waiting for me at home and I said no she's not waiting for me and she said great because I want you to marry one or both of my daughters and take them home with you!! I told her I couldn't and then she insisted by saying they would make sure I was a happy man to say the very least.. haha Well anyways I once again respectfully declined and then continued by teaching the law of chastity again!! haha It was whack! But not as whack as finding out one of my investigators is not really in an investigator but a progressing member!!
He has killed 23 people and since then he has left the gang and found Jesus! He can't be baptized because of his actions and to be perfectly honest, when he told me this I didn't believe him because he is such a nice guy! He is even having us over for tamales tonight!! But I started to belive him when he showed me the tally mark scars on his chest for each of his kills. It's crazy to think people are capable of that and then making such a drastic change to the point of me not even believing him. Well anyways I have to go but this is my wish. Have a Merry Christmas and this Sunday is my birthday! It's tradiotion that when it's your birthday here you get to smash an egg on the head of your friends. Sooo this Sunday smash an egg on your head and send me a picture!! haha Well anyways I love you all tons and I know this church is true.
Merry Christmas,
Elder McKee
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